Half Naked Mannequins

Georgia Has a Law Against Naked Mannequins

2010-11-23T21:08:00.000-08:00

It has come to my attention that only Georgians know the true power that seeing a naked mannequin can conjure. That is why they have a special law:

In Georgia, it’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Yes. I agree, Georgia.

Tis the Season for Exposed Mannequin Boob

2010-11-16T15:21:00.000-08:00

Yes, I'll admit I have been slacking...but you loyal Half Naked Mannequin fans haven't been! I can't thank you all enough for sending me these delicious photos!

Check out this man taking a little TOO much time dressing this gorgeous babe-anniquin:

And because everything is always better in pairs, here's another mannequin exposing her breasts:

That's all for now...but stay tuned...I am quite backed up with user submitted photos. But of course, that doesn't mean you should stop sending them to me. Please, don't stop :)

Mannequins & Their Exposed Breasts

2010-02-26T11:19:00.000-08:00

The next two images I am about to show you were submitted by friends, and they depict two beautiful mannequin ladies who have breast fetishes.

This first one was submitted by my friend Sherri, and it appears this sexy mannequin doesn't mind giving passerby's a peep show. Just a peep though.

This next one is another image submitted by my friend Krysti, who is the Half Naked Mannequin watchdog of the west coast :) She found this motherly mannequin ready to nurse her young mannequins. This photo is in no way shape or form considered sexy, at least not by my standards. But, since she is provocatively displaying her breasts, she MUST be included in my blog.

I wonder where her mannequin babies are...

If you spot any half naked mannequins out in the wild, feel free to send them to me at maendy81 (at) gmail.com - thanks for looking out!

OMG I Can See That Mannequin's Vagina

2010-02-11T19:43:00.000-08:00

I was browsing Pretty Things Boutique and gasped as I saw this vagina showing maiden torso:

Also, a while ago, my friend Krysti alerted me of a strange phenomenon occurring over at her part of the US (San Fran.)

Apparently a very corduroy clad group of mannequins had been appearing in public places. And no one knew why.

I did some research and discovered this corduroy covered bike:

Corduroy covering ANYTHING...is not good.

Guliana and Bill's Mannequin Breast Shot

2010-01-11T19:25:00.000-08:00

I just spotted a half naked mannequin on "Guliana & Bill." Guiliana was in a Forever 21 in a mall...and an open-breasted female mannequin was on E! for all to see.

Half Naked Men-icans

2010-01-11T15:18:00.000-08:00

A lot of you may be thinking I am a lesbian when it comes to scoping out half naked mannequins. Well, I would like you to know that I happily go both ways. It just seems that the half naked variety of mannequins seems to steer toward females more often than it does males.

To satisfy THOSE urges, fest your eyes on this lovely man-crack I found the other day at the mall.

Now that is a tight ass!

Even more provocative - this package...it's dying to be opened...

Wow. Hold my calls...

The Not So Naked and Bizarre

2009-12-21T16:19:00.000-08:00

I was on the hunt. Unfortunately, they were all well-covered this time around. Must be all the children in the mall this time of year.

I did, however spot some very exotic mannequins instead. These are bright neon yellow, and fantastically standing in a diagnonal line. I imagine them being Rockettes from another planet.

This shot is of a mannequin gone wrong. Who dressed this one? Did she see me coming & try desparately to cover herself in whatever she could find? Don't worry honey, I don't bite...hard. I wanted to see what she had underneath all that mess so badly...but I will be back.

Another Half Naked Hollister Mannequin

2009-12-07T16:57:00.000-08:00

Hollister is known for their fine young examples of half naked mannequins, as seen in my previous post. This time, this barely 18 year old boob was peeking out of a Hollister top at the Buckland Hills Mall this past Sunday. It looked so amazing I shot it three times. Enjoy.

I Bought a New Vibrator

2009-11-28T15:21:00.000-08:00

Today, my friend Carloyn was helping me pick out a new vibrator at VIP, a local sex store in Hartford, CT and we couldn't help but stare at all the half naked mannequins. This particular one is wearing a Christmas themed outfit. As you can see, her breasts are spilling out of that skimpy santa bra.

This mannequin is sluttier than regular mannequins because she is in a sex store. That turns me on. As soon as I got home, I masturbated to this photo with my new vibrator.

Half Naked Mannequin Wearing a Boob Scarf

2009-11-22T19:36:00.001-08:00

First of all, can I point out that this lovely lady is modeling a scarf depicting breasts, all over her body.

Secondly, may I remind you that though the Boob Scarf is for sale on Etsy.com for $45.00, the naked beauty underneath the boob scarf, is priceless.

The Internet is Full of Half Naked Mannequins

2009-11-19T18:11:00.000-08:00

Because it is so gosh darn cold in New England, I didn't feel like freezing my ass off to venture down to the mall to get my kicks, if you know what I mean. So I was alone in my room tonight. Alone with the internet.

I Google'd "Half Naked Mannequins" and clicked on the image search to satisfy my needs. The internet is covered in half naked mannequins.

I am not sure what kind of clothing is being sold by this store, but at least what this fine lass is wearing covers her lady-parts and her bellybutton.

God will hate you if you look at this mannequins soft, supple breast.

The Chester Chronicle, in the UK apparently had a law that banned boys under the age of 10 from looking at naked mannequins in England. WTF?

Scandalously Clad Mannequin at Hollister

2009-11-15T19:59:00.000-08:00

This hot number was found outside of Hollister at the West Farms Mall in Farmington, CT on November 14, 2009.

This presentation tells viewers that SoCal Outerwear is 30% off, and is further demonstrated by this half naked mannequin. Now that is some advertising. Hey hot young mannequin, I can see your naked 18 year old side boob. Nice.

Fully Nude Mannequin at the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas

2009-11-15T19:56:00.001-08:00

This fully nude mannequin was left out in the open in the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas on Thursday, November 12, 2009.

This hot showgirl was apparently trying to get some extra looks from the passerby's at the hotel. I'll bet she learned a few of her tricks from the hotel's famous heiress, Paris Hilton. That's hot.

We saw it before going in to eat at the restaurant across from it, and when we came back out, she was fully clothed. At least they didn't forget about her. She was looking a bit cold, if you know what I mean...

Naked Half Mannequins

2009-11-06T17:04:00.000-08:00

These naked half mannequins, which are a little like half naked mannequins, were found at my very own workplace, Outrageous Ventures.

While they are purely functional, the lady one has boobs, so they are still considered as vulgar in public.

I Can't Get Enough of Half Naked Mannequins!

2009-11-05T18:38:00.000-08:00

They are way too funny to go on unnoticed. They, being Half Naked Mannequins.

I see them EVERYWHERE, and if you ask me, sometimes it is just downright vulgar to see them. Sometimes the mannequins even have nipples! This blog will document when, where, and what I am thinking about when I see them. I have a camera phone, so expect these vulgar attrocities to be made known!

Enjoy :)

Well, don't enjoy too much. But if you do, please write to me because it is always nice to hear from others who enjoy masturbating to half naked mannequins as much as I do.