Half Naked Men-icans

A lot of you may be thinking I am a lesbian when it comes to scoping out half naked mannequins. Well, I would like you to know that I happily go both ways. It just seems that the half naked variety of mannequins seems to steer toward females more often than it does males.

To satisfy THOSE urges, fest your eyes on this lovely man-crack I found the other day at the mall.

Now that is a tight ass!

Even more provocative - this package...it's dying to be opened...

Wow. Hold my calls...