Guliana and Bill's Mannequin Breast Shot

I just spotted a half naked mannequin on "Guliana & Bill." Guiliana was in a Forever 21 in a mall...and an open-breasted female mannequin was on E! for all to see.

Half Naked Men-icans

A lot of you may be thinking I am a lesbian when it comes to scoping out half naked mannequins. Well, I would like you to know that I happily go both ways. It just seems that the half naked variety of mannequins seems to steer toward females more often than it does males.

To satisfy THOSE urges, fest your eyes on this lovely man-crack I found the other day at the mall.

Now that is a tight ass!

Even more provocative - this package...it's dying to be opened...

Wow. Hold my calls...

The Not So Naked and Bizarre

I was on the hunt. Unfortunately, they were all well-covered this time around. Must be all the children in the mall this time of year.

I did, however spot some very exotic mannequins instead. These are bright neon yellow, and fantastically standing in a diagnonal line. I imagine them being Rockettes from another planet.



This shot is of a mannequin gone wrong. Who dressed this one? Did she see me coming & try desparately to cover herself in whatever she could find? Don't worry honey, I don't bite...hard. I wanted to see what she had underneath all that mess so badly...but I will be back.

Another Half Naked Hollister Mannequin

Hollister is known for their fine young examples of half naked mannequins, as seen in my previous post. This time, this barely 18 year old boob was peeking out of a Hollister top at the Buckland Hills Mall this past Sunday. It looked so amazing I shot it three times. Enjoy.

I Bought a New Vibrator

Today, my friend Carloyn was helping me pick out a new vibrator at VIP, a local sex store in Hartford, CT and we couldn't help but stare at all the half naked mannequins. This particular one is wearing a Christmas themed outfit. As you can see, her breasts are spilling out of that skimpy santa bra.

This mannequin is sluttier than regular mannequins because she is in a sex store. That turns me on. As soon as I got home, I masturbated to this photo with my new vibrator.

Half Naked Mannequin Wearing a Boob Scarf

First of all, can I point out that this lovely lady is modeling a scarf depicting breasts, all over her body.

Secondly, may I remind you that though the Boob Scarf is for sale on Etsy.com for $45.00, the naked beauty underneath the boob scarf, is priceless.

The Internet is Full of Half Naked Mannequins

Because it is so gosh darn cold in New England, I didn't feel like freezing my ass off to venture down to the mall to get my kicks, if you know what I mean. So I was alone in my room tonight. Alone with the internet.

I Google'd "Half Naked Mannequins" and clicked on the image search to satisfy my needs. The internet is covered in half naked mannequins.


I am not sure what kind of clothing is being sold by this store, but at least what this fine lass is wearing covers her lady-parts and her bellybutton.


God will hate you if you look at this mannequins soft, supple breast.


The Chester Chronicle, in the UK apparently had a law that banned boys under the age of 10 from looking at naked mannequins in England. WTF?