Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Georgia Has a Law Against Naked Mannequins

It has come to my attention that only Georgians know the true power that seeing a naked mannequin can conjure. That is why they have a special law:

In Georgia, it’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Yes. I agree, Georgia.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Tis the Season for Exposed Mannequin Boob

Yes, I'll admit I have been slacking...but you loyal Half Naked Mannequin fans haven't been! I can't thank you all enough for sending me these delicious photos!

Check out this man taking a little TOO much time dressing this gorgeous babe-anniquin:

And because everything is always better in pairs, here's another mannequin exposing her breasts:

That's all for now...but stay tuned...I am quite backed up with user submitted photos. But of course, that doesn't mean you should stop sending them to me. Please, don't stop :)

Friday, February 26, 2010

Mannequins & Their Exposed Breasts

The next two images I am about to show you were submitted by friends, and they depict two beautiful mannequin ladies who have breast fetishes.

This first one was submitted by my friend Sherri, and it appears this sexy mannequin doesn't mind giving passerby's a peep show. Just a peep though.

This next one is another image submitted by my friend Krysti, who is the Half Naked Mannequin watchdog of the west coast :) She found this motherly mannequin ready to nurse her young mannequins. This photo is in no way shape or form considered sexy, at least not by my standards. But, since she is provocatively displaying her breasts, she MUST be included in my blog.

I wonder where her mannequin babies are...

If you spot any half naked mannequins out in the wild, feel free to send them to me at maendy81 (at) gmail.com - thanks for looking out!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

OMG I Can See That Mannequin's Vagina

I was browsing Pretty Things Boutique and gasped as I saw this vagina showing maiden torso:

Also, a while ago, my friend Krysti alerted me of a strange phenomenon occurring over at her part of the US (San Fran.)

Apparently a very corduroy clad group of mannequins had been appearing in public places. And no one knew why.

I did some research and discovered this corduroy covered bike:
corduroy wrapped bike

Corduroy covering ANYTHING...is not good.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Guliana and Bill's Mannequin Breast Shot

I just spotted a half naked mannequin on "Guliana & Bill." Guiliana was in a Forever 21 in a mall...and an open-breasted female mannequin was on E! for all to see.

Half Naked Men-icans

A lot of you may be thinking I am a lesbian when it comes to scoping out half naked mannequins. Well, I would like you to know that I happily go both ways. It just seems that the half naked variety of mannequins seems to steer toward females more often than it does males.

To satisfy THOSE urges, fest your eyes on this lovely man-crack I found the other day at the mall.

Now that is a tight ass!

Even more provocative - this package...it's dying to be opened...

Wow. Hold my calls...

Monday, December 21, 2009

The Not So Naked and Bizarre

I was on the hunt. Unfortunately, they were all well-covered this time around. Must be all the children in the mall this time of year.

I did, however spot some very exotic mannequins instead. These are bright neon yellow, and fantastically standing in a diagnonal line. I imagine them being Rockettes from another planet.

This shot is of a mannequin gone wrong. Who dressed this one? Did she see me coming & try desparately to cover herself in whatever she could find? Don't worry honey, I don't bite...hard. I wanted to see what she had underneath all that mess so badly...but I will be back.