Monday, December 21, 2009

The Not So Naked and Bizarre

I was on the hunt. Unfortunately, they were all well-covered this time around. Must be all the children in the mall this time of year.

I did, however spot some very exotic mannequins instead. These are bright neon yellow, and fantastically standing in a diagnonal line. I imagine them being Rockettes from another planet.

This shot is of a mannequin gone wrong. Who dressed this one? Did she see me coming & try desparately to cover herself in whatever she could find? Don't worry honey, I don't bite...hard. I wanted to see what she had underneath all that mess so badly...but I will be back.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Another Half Naked Hollister Mannequin

Hollister is known for their fine young examples of half naked mannequins, as seen in my previous post. This time, this barely 18 year old boob was peeking out of a Hollister top at the Buckland Hills Mall this past Sunday. It looked so amazing I shot it three times. Enjoy.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

I Bought a New Vibrator

Today, my friend Carloyn was helping me pick out a new vibrator at VIP, a local sex store in Hartford, CT and we couldn't help but stare at all the half naked mannequins. This particular one is wearing a Christmas themed outfit. As you can see, her breasts are spilling out of that skimpy santa bra.

This mannequin is sluttier than regular mannequins because she is in a sex store. That turns me on. As soon as I got home, I masturbated to this photo with my new vibrator.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Half Naked Mannequin Wearing a Boob Scarf

First of all, can I point out that this lovely lady is modeling a scarf depicting breasts, all over her body.

Secondly, may I remind you that though the Boob Scarf is for sale on for $45.00, the naked beauty underneath the boob scarf, is priceless.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Internet is Full of Half Naked Mannequins

Because it is so gosh darn cold in New England, I didn't feel like freezing my ass off to venture down to the mall to get my kicks, if you know what I mean. So I was alone in my room tonight. Alone with the internet.

I Google'd "Half Naked Mannequins" and clicked on the image search to satisfy my needs. The internet is covered in half naked mannequins.

I am not sure what kind of clothing is being sold by this store, but at least what this fine lass is wearing covers her lady-parts and her bellybutton.

God will hate you if you look at this mannequins soft, supple breast.

The Chester Chronicle, in the UK apparently had a law that banned boys under the age of 10 from looking at naked mannequins in England. WTF?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Scandalously Clad Mannequin at Hollister

This hot number was found outside of Hollister at the West Farms Mall in Farmington, CT on November 14, 2009.

This presentation tells viewers that SoCal Outerwear is 30% off, and is further demonstrated by this half naked mannequin. Now that is some advertising. Hey hot young mannequin, I can see your naked 18 year old side boob. Nice.

Fully Nude Mannequin at the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas

This fully nude mannequin was left out in the open in the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas on Thursday, November 12, 2009.

This hot showgirl was apparently trying to get some extra looks from the passerby's at the hotel. I'll bet she learned a few of her tricks from the hotel's famous heiress, Paris Hilton. That's hot.

We saw it before going in to eat at the restaurant across from it, and when we came back out, she was fully clothed. At least they didn't forget about her. She was looking a bit cold, if you know what I mean...

Friday, November 6, 2009

Naked Half Mannequins

These naked half mannequins, which are a little like half naked mannequins, were found at my very own workplace, Outrageous Ventures.

While they are purely functional, the lady one has boobs, so they are still considered as vulgar in public.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

I Can't Get Enough of Half Naked Mannequins!

They are way too funny to go on unnoticed. They, being Half Naked Mannequins.

I see them EVERYWHERE, and if you ask me, sometimes it is just downright vulgar to see them. Sometimes the mannequins even have nipples! This blog will document when, where, and what I am thinking about when I see them. I have a camera phone, so expect these vulgar attrocities to be made known!

Enjoy :)

Well, don't enjoy too much. But if you do, please write to me because it is always nice to hear from others who enjoy masturbating to half naked mannequins as much as I do.